Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Overthoughts

No, I'm not dead. I've been taking a vacation for my health.

  • I don't care how cured your ham is, I'm not eating it until I know the cause of death.
  • True story: Penelope and I were walking down the main street of a small city near us. I saw a large office window with the words "Sybil and Sons, Management Consultants" above a fancy logo. The emptiness of the office and the "For Rent" sign pasted on the window made me question their management expertise.