- I don't care how cured your ham is, I'm not eating it until I know the cause of death.
- True story: Penelope and I were walking down the main street of a small city near us. I saw a large office window with the words "Sybil and Sons, Management Consultants" above a fancy logo. The emptiness of the office and the "For Rent" sign pasted on the window made me question their management expertise.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
No, I'm not dead. I've been taking a vacation for my health.