Overthoughts

Overthoughts: (def'n) The results of overthinking.

1. My online shopping cart has squeaky wheels.
2. I just bought an outline of inline skates online, and I'm not sure what I paid for.
3. There's only one letter difference between "engaged" and "enraged." What does that tell you about the divorce rate?
4. If people slept standing up, I don't know whether making the bed would be harder than stealing the covers.
5. I have yet to find a Chinese restaurant that includes cheese in any of its menu items.