Overthoughts

1. When people talk about "rap music," am I the only one who wonders why they keep leaving off the "c?"
2. The sign said "50% Off!!!" but they wouldn't sell it to me even for full price.
3. My autobiography will be a work of fiction written by someone else.
4. There is no better place to be acrophobic and claustrophobic than in a glass elevator stuck on the forty-second floor.
5. I think I'm going to sit down and write a computer bacterium because there are far too many viruses out there and we could all use the variety.