Wednesday, February 17, 2010


1) The sign said:
Children Playing
...and I thought, "That's not very nice." (Credit where credit is due: this came from my sister).

2) I'd consider a career in politics or professional sports, but my wife won't let me have even one mistress.

3) I'll never understand philanderers. I can barely deal with one woman. Why on earth would I want to go out and add to that number?

4) People tell me to act my age. I say no. If I'm going to be acting, I'd rather act twenty years younger. It's a more challenging role.

5) It takes a village to raise a child because that spreads the blame around.

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