Overthoughts

1. When people ask me where I'm from, I like to say "Africa," because really it depends on how far back you go.
2. It always surprises me that gynecologists have children. When I finish my day, I don't want to think about anything work-related until the next day.
3. I called a friend's cell-phone the other day. His voicemail prompt said he wasn't there, which makes me wonder why he had a cell-phone.
4. There is no justice. There are, however, thirty-wonderful flavors of ice-cream.
5. The sign said, "Keep off lawn." So I pulled it up and set it in the owner's driveway.