1) When the customs officers asks, "Did you pack your luggage, and has it been with you since then?" it is a mistake to answer, "Of course. There's no way I'm letting that much cocaine out of my sight!"
2) I'm not squeamish. I've never even seen squeam.*
3) I think the biathlon would be more exciting if they moved the targets between the athletes and the spectators.
4) I've caught more than one mouse. I've caught mice. However, I've never eaten a single rouse from a bowl of rice.
5) The Magnus Somnium has 96000 words. I'm pretty sure they're the right ones. I'm just concerned that I may have gotten them in the wrong order.
* Like George Carlin, I've never been chalant either.
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