Wednesday, March 3, 2010


1) If a man has only ten teeth, is he decadent?

2) Country music is the only modern genre I know of that includes songs about being in love with the person you've married.

3) Love means never having to say your're sorry... but you'd better come up with some other way to apologize.

4) February is the shortest month of the year and always feels like the longest.

5) Words are dangerous. Especially ones with lots of pointy bits like "wit." Throw 'em right, and you could put someone's "I" out.

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