Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Special Physics Edition:

1. I invited Heisenberg over for dinner, but I've got no idea if he'll show up.

2. I think Einstein just wanted to get away from his relatives as fast as possible.

3. Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Schroedinger is a suspect, but nobody wants to open the box to find out.

4. I don't know much about Newton's apple, but I've eaten his figs.

5. The majority of modern physics experimentation consists of making bigger and bigger explosions with smaller and smaller things. I fear the day someone gives them nothing...