Special Physics Edition:
1. I invited Heisenberg over for dinner, but I've got no idea if he'll show up.
2. I think Einstein just wanted to get away from his relatives as fast as possible.
3. Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Schroedinger is a suspect, but nobody wants to open the box to find out.
4. I don't know much about Newton's apple, but I've eaten his figs.
5. The majority of modern physics experimentation consists of making bigger and bigger explosions with smaller and smaller things. I fear the day someone gives them nothing...
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